THIS IS A PRIVATE EVENT FOR CHURCH MEMBERS ONLY. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The Festivus Experience is our way of celebrating the alternative holiday created by writer Daniel O’Keefe in the 1960’s, and made famous in an episode of the television show, Seinfeld. The holiday was created to shun the organized traditions and commercialization of the holiday season — literally, a Festivus for the Rest of Us.
We maintian a few simple traditions:
1) The Unadorned Festivus Pole – It’s an aluminum pole, but great to be Photographed With.
2) Feats of Strength — Anyone who can do a combined four and twenty push ups and sit ups, gets a prize. Or we referee individuals competing in these or other feats.
3) Airing of Grievences — Any written grievences placed into the Ritual Grievience Burner will be put to the flame at our Festivus Sunday Services
4) A Fun and Loving Holiday Experience — and, a Festivus Miracle at any time!